CHORUS Devil Devil Lives Inside Of Her Vagina Vagina Devil Devil Lives Inside Of Her Vagina Vagina VERSE 1 It was the best day of my life I got dressed in seconds and I fixed my bike and I found 5 pounds on my bathroom floor Drunk last night, no hangover at all Yes. Give my mates a call They scored LSD, and might have some more If I hurry, so I fall out my front door The sun looked higher than the day before And it was warmer Gave me a wink I bought a drink and I thought I tried to think but I didn’t Just humming a tune The "nah" part from Hey Jude (hey you too?) Trippy…. Was hours late But life was so great I had to hesitate And smell the flowers, so powerful Everything was possible, the day was ours, and we are PRECHORUS All Born The Same It’s Not about the progress, process Invest in the best mind set rest assured it gets better Or Worse Either way It’s None of my business, I guess Some life lesson this is But always remember that the CHORUS Devil Devil Lives Inside Of Her Vagina Vagina Devil Devil Lives Inside Of Her Vagina Vagina VERSE 2 Met up with my best friend Nolan, known him for so long Asked how he was going and he said he was sad Straight outta rehab and still stoned? D’awww, it ain’t that bad homes Then my next best Rex was obsessed with the time he had sex With Lily Allen even though he hadn’t We were like "of course horse, intercourse from a distance can be complex Don’t even stress about it.” And then we took our trips and saw some shit The flowers were quoting Stephen Hawking and it Made me feel alright, even if it might Make us a little bit slow for our show tonight Cos we are Coming Down Happy The best thing in The Goat’s Nest (since) Potato Milk, baby Number 1 in the charts, made art like Adolf Wölfli Cos we’re still fucking crazy, and we’re PRECHORUS All Born The Same It’s Not about the progress, process Invest in the best mind set rest assured it gets better Or Worse Either way It’s None of my business, I guess Some life lesson this is But always remember that the CHORUS Devil Devil Lives Inside Of Her Vagina Vagina Devil Devil Lives Inside Of Her Vagina Vagina SCAT BREAK BRIDGE And now somehow we’re on the tube Checking out this chick with see through shoes, blue eyes and huge boobs So I still felt good Then I hear this noise coming from the roof, and I’m like “Dudes can you hear that too?” And they laugh and say “Nah, it’s just you” And I get confused as to what to do The ceiling starts bleeding and I start to loose my mind Train burst into flames I’m face to face with a demon who knows my name And his veins are peeling, I can see half his brain I start screaming, everyone remains the same, and I’m like What the fuck? This monster coughs up this piece of muck And explains that my life is about to change And then he emphasises one word... And then I could hardly hear what he was saying But I think that it might have had something to do with the CHORUS Devil The Devil Lives Inside Of Her Vagina Vagina Devil Devil Lives Inside Of Her Vagina Vagina (Thank you, thank you very much)

CHORUS And she said she had been thinking about me And I said I hadn’t thought of her at all She said she had been thinking about me And I said I hadn’t thought of her at all PRE-VERSE And Jesus was a fucking liar Jesus was a fucking liar VERSE 1 Jesus was a fucking liar if monsters were tearing up the tube This is the worst thing to think about on stage, consistently sang out of tune I forgot every goddamn word I had written that the entire crowd already knew And I came off feeling ashamed And as I already mentioned, that’s about the time that CHORUS She said she had been thinking about me And I said I hadn’t thought of her at all She said she had been thinking about me And I said I hadn’t thought of her at all ALTERNATE VERSE 1 THE GIRL, my friend (ha!) We bumped into eachother again We were both thinking the exact same thing I was pissed on beer, she was pissed on gin And we kissed right then And that’s where this here mess begins Vaginal contortions Marijuana and abortions Religious precautions Thought he died for all sins, but PRE-VERSE Jesus was a fucking liar Jesus was a fucking liar CHORUS She said she had been thinking about me And I said I hadn’t thought of her at all, at all And she said she had been thinking about me And I said I hadn’t thought of her at all thought of her at all ALTERNATE PRE-VERSE THE GIRL, my friend I bet you thought this was over with, huh? Hahahahahaaaaaaa! PRE-VERSE And Jesus was a fucking liar VERSE 2 That’s why I decided to write an entire album about her, and take it right from the top When she and I were in my room and she bled as her cherry went pop And then there was the time I ate cheese from her vagina and didn't even tell her or stop Even though it stank And as I already mentioned, that’s about the time that CHORUS OUTRO She said she had been thinking about me And I said I hadn’t thought of her at all And she said she had been thinking about me And I said I hadn’t thought of her at all (Jesus was a fucking liar)

VERSE 1 She's so fucking pretty Takes her hours to get ready It’s so unnecessary But it makes her feel happy When my friends can't end their sentences In her defense, it's funny No expense, no need for money But she got me She walks real slow Heads follow where she goes She makes her own clothes She giggles with her nose She knows about bling bling loves shiny things Wouldn't give me a word If she hadn't heard me sing But she had Well isn’t this nice My prize in the eyes of all the other guys And I go to the pub And I get into a fight Every time I think about The word the monster said But how could he speak Of someone so unique Somewhat skew teeth And the cutest little feet bleeergghhh but it ain’t no thang PRE-CHORUS She wouldn't give me a word if she hadn't heard me sing No, she wouldn't give me a word if she hadn't heard me sing CHORUS But As Soon As I Ejac Ulated I knew That I Had made a mistake And I pulled out VERSE 2 First verse she was a virgin I’m perversion personified Our period synchronised And I told a bunch of lies And mutual masturbated 'Til it was overrated Then we hate it, couldn’t take it Broke her But her vagina was kinda Like a piranha nirvana Like Madonna had conned her She was touched for the very first time Then there was that smell She had cast a spell From her ass and I fell in luurve So fuck you THE GIRL You can go to hell With that fat fuck ASSHOLE as well Your hymen is mine I’m rhymin in time to tell on your crimes While I sell a million copies but for neow... My eyes had changed Fast heart-shaped pains Like a grain of cocaine My fame was strained by this dame Which has a nice ring, sure PRE-CHORUS but it wouldn’t mean a thing If she...uhhhh.. if she hadn't heard me sing CHORUS But as soon as I ejaculated I knew that I had Made a mistake and I passed out BRIDGE Such a perfect way to ruin an evening... there was something... there was... VERSE 3 Something evil Crawling up my leg Into my pee-hole Nesting eggs into my head Confess, I was a mess Was useless, was obsessed Pussy juices had infested All the brains I had left Especially when she dressed When I saw her breasts Stressed when we kissed I tasted breathe, I’d insist On licking her clit So fast it would fall to bits Split her pussy lips Like a bag of crisps, fucker Stick fists inside the bitch Scratched out my stitches My dick would itch Spit for lubrication Smelt like fish Used up my 3 wishes And I’d do it again I’d even break up the band And they wouldn’t understand that It’s just me over-flowing And she wouldn't give me a word If she hadn't heard me sing PRE-CHORUS No she...uhhhh... if she hadn't heard me sing No she...uhhhh.. if she hadn't heard me sing But she...uhhhh... if she hadn't heard me sing No, she wouldn't give me a word If she hadn't heard me sing CHORUS But As Soon As I Ejac Ulated I knew That I had made a mistake and I pulled out BRIDGE 2 And it’s not her fault It’s kind of my fault Cos my friends did warn me And it’s not her fault entirely It’s a little bit of my fault Because my did friends warned me I guess I was a bit too horny I should take it with a pinch of salt And I assure you, I am completely over her But I’ve been planning this for way too long to go back on it and all seriousness she fucking deserves it, you shouldn’t mess with an artist, forever cement your stupidity and infidelity into history and I’m sorry SOME GUY and thank you God Lizzie understands me, but THE GIRL I really hope you are listening closely to this and it ruins your fucking evening, bitch. Ruins your fucking evening, bitch Ruins your fucking evening Ruins your fucking evening, bitch Ruins your fucking evening

VERSE 1 Oh, suck my dick, ASSHOLE you prick And then one morning there was a hole in the wall And she was gone She wasn’t even there anymore So I called up the taxi “Put your miles to the gasoline” And he agreed and leaned forward so he could see And he asked "what's wrong?" He asked "who’s the motherfucking monster?" And he listened to the facts While I was whining in the back And he didn’t strike me as a hygienic man in general CHORUS 1 Oh, and then this guy said "Be careful of this bitch, you are Never gonna understand the full effect she's having on you Be careful of this bitch, you are never gonna understand the full effect" Oh, sorry, this is so embarrassing. I have to take this VERSE 2 Oh, laugh me in my vagina, my brother And then the next second my phone was ringing And it was Nolan, my friend Nolan, my friend, he said He saw the silhouette of her having sex With Rex and he's sorry that we broke up so soon And I lit a cigarette I littered, and I took a deep breathe And said we hadn’t broken up And he needs to tell me where they are right now CHORUS 2 Oh, and then my boy said "Be careful of this bitch, you are Never gonna understand the full effect she's having on you Be careful of this bitch, you are never gonna understand the full effect" BRIDGE And there was this thought upon a surface That this girl had left on purpose And the cabbie looked in doubt And I was feeling pretty funny And her phone slammed into voicemail And I facebooked and I gmailed And I prayed And I coughed And I whined And I hissed And I spat And I growled And I cried And then we drove around all night Until the sun showed up with the light And then the cabbie kicked me out Because I ran outta money And I prayed And I coughed And I whined And I hissed And I spat And I growled And I puked THE GIRL, you think you can can control me But you will never really understand This-a bit of tragedy It lacks all predictability And the verdict is that you deserve it I guess you could never really understand You would just pity me And then you would shit on me VERSE 3 Slut you love cock too much And next thing I know I’m standing on Pinelands Heights And I’m looking down I’m looking down at the small the crowd They’re saying “don’t jump” And I can’t remember how I got there Or that I’d just been dumped And then up in the front In the front there was a cop with a gun And a loud speaker and he was speaking loud to me And I hate to admit it, but I was loving the attention CHORUS 3 Oh, and then this pig said "Be careful of this bitch, you are Never gonna understand the full effect she's having on you Be careful of this bitch, you are never gonna understand the full effect" VERSE 4 Oh, this whole time Lizzie was just chilling. And needless to say, I remembered why I was there And I jumped

VERSE 1 New Scene: Lizzie Machine, pretty Meme queen supreme Out-boxed Boxxy Knows every motherfucking man on 4chan Has a billion gigs of ram She’s the female Form of Gmail Nyan cat’s her cat No epic fails like Jessi Slaughter’s Father Caught her on the internet Died of a heartattack I guess he dun goofed And consequences will never be the same CHORUS mmmmm To hear the voice of treason This season mmmmm It tastes so good, so good I’m high, and passed the point of reason mmmmm I’m dying, it feels so good VERSE 2 Back to Lizzie’s Security’s Insanity Wolf And so she Got a babysitter for Pedobear She read it on the front page of Reddit And now she screams Behind windscreens Driving in these Pink Limousines Like a superhero, heard LegoTrip fall And you cannot explain that therefore aliens And all your base are belong to us BRIDGE 1 And Jonbenet Ramsey and Mary Bell Standing Over a Wishing Well Isn’t it funny how blurry things go over fire? And isn’t funny how long human skin takes to burn? CHORUS mmmmm To hear the voice of treason This season mmmmm It tastes so good, so good I’m high, and points the past of reason mmmmm I’m dying, it feels so good So good BRIDGE 2 I be sittin’ pretty when I last look at me watch And to me surprise I be rising, realising I’m in somebody’s arms Da pressure poppin’ in me ears, da loud hum of machinery Artillery, and scenery turn secret shades of green And in dat second and only in dat second I forgot About da girl, da word, da monster, and da whole goddamn world And so we twirled and irie'd down into the sun Who opened up his mouth and showed his gums and let us in And then I was inside my bed again, like nothing ever happened, dreaming of... And then I was inside my bed again, like nothing ever happened, dreaming of... And then I was inside my bed again, like nothing ever happened, dreaming of... And then I was inside my bed again, like nothing ever happened, dreaming of... And then I was inside my bed again, like nothing ever happened, dreaming of...

I awake on the Side of the bed and then I Thank God it was just Another nightmare, and that You're still here, and so I Reach below the covers to hold Your hand, but instead I Return with a fistful of blanket And so I breathe through your pillow and then I Search for your hair, and there is a Glass you once used next to my Bed, it's still there, and then I Notice the water stain where your Lips met the top, and so I Drink only from that corner Because that corner, well it's all that I got And I go through my trash and pull out the tissues you used At least I think it's the tissues you used And I put them in my pillow case and I put them in my mouth I write her name over and over again I draw pictures of me and her and then I Try to touch myself but I can't get it up and so I Smoke more weed 'til I can't breathe And I can't forget every word She ever wrote Every spelling error, every punctuation point And the exact amount of letters that she used in any given sentence And is this what Jeff felt like drowning? Or Ian hanging in his kitchen? When music doesn't make sense anymore And the superhero's bored of listening There is a pair of your panties hanging on my doorframe With the discharge stain Laughing at me Telling me I'm a stranger in my own home And that's the last thing I wanted to hear And every time I brush my teeth, I think about when you left your toothbrush at home and used mine So now I brush each tooth for longer At least my dentist would be happy

VERSE 1 Have you ever seen a Demon’s tits with bullets coming on out of them Vicious lips spit bullshit, conning the world again One french kiss and then sex, Rex is infected The helped collect more subjects for birthing an army Thousands in size Heart-shaping their minds Raping all of their gaping anuses Rabies to faces of babies with smiles (sis) VERSE 2 And now she Harvests kids in basements, brothers and sisters and Siamese twins, in cages with mothers and fathers Each one born makes her strong, she answers to no one And to ensure they’re deformed she leaves the gas stove on For discharge and a can Of baked beans in the frying pan Menstruation marination is the secret season for her feast Cutting tummies open to see where the vomit and the faeces meet BRIDGE 1 Putting little children in pots of boiling water Sticking pins under their nails so they sinking faster Measuring how far fingers fit under eyelids until eyes fall out To the furtherance of the designs of our Lord Satan VERSE 3 Off of a Burn victim, picks dead skin, it’s something to eat when Grain runs thin, charred human gets stuck in her teeth Like cellophane, runs down her chin, gives it a stain And pains from within, and Satan tells her brain to give Pink eye to the white guys Give cold sores to all the black guys Suckles marrow out of knuckles Sorry it’s a horrible story, so terrible someone's gotta tell it So I tell it BRIDGE 2 Pushing guns Into the finest vaginas Sometimes it’s too tight So she might find bits of wires Clip with pliers Kinda slide them down sinuses Inside of urethras Breaking pieces Of needles In peeholes Of females It’s evil how she films the whole thing Under control the men do nothing Other than their sole purpose, for sperm It’s making babies, building armies Marching blindly, crawling, crying Trying to find Me?

Jeez, I can hardly believe I threw my body off a building Rather than throw a party with robot Lizzie, my best friend I guess I was under some stress, I guess when sex infests your life Your life becomes a mess until rescued by your best friend And now we’re in the biggest field of buttercups you’ve ever seen Kids are playing hopscotch with ice cream and candy floss machines Flowers smelt of cinnamon, their pollen turned to glitter when We got ‘em on our fingers and we licked ‘em up like vitamins Puppies with candy-coated apples Oh my God, amen Just a little booboo on my heart, little voodoo, now I’m peachy keen Maximum props to the Doo-Wop Triplets, kissing my thoughts and my penis clean Doo wop and doo wop And shoobie-doo and shoobie-doo Jeez, I can’t believe we found a bed here in this place We started jumping on it, got as far as outer space Honestly, the stars appeared to be peanut butter, got a bit of a taste It was a little bit bitter, I got wasted, threw up smiley faces And then I spilt a lot of red wine on a cop's uniform And of course he didn’t look happy, he looked at me like he’d seen me before He said “What’s wrong with you, are you on drugs? Don’t lie to me kid,” I replied I was, would he please give me a hug And he did Thought I lost my wallet, forgot it was in my pocket Nolan phoned me told me to come home, I told him, no, forget it I’d rather play this game of ping-pong with a unicorn in a school uniform No more fame, no more monsters, no more words, no more pains And then the sun smiled cos he knew everything all along Best friends don’t have sex so instead we rode a mastodon Besides she’s made of metal, I’m made of Lego, fucking would feel so wrong A kettle in the distance pissing in the wind was wearing a thong We wanted to see what he could see Oh my God And then over the hill I was in some kind of a hell There stood THE GIRL and she was nine stories tall And she was surrounded by armies of infants, and she said “I’m gonna kill you, faggot And I’m‘na feed you to our baby cos I’m pregnant with your child I’m pregnant with your child I’m pregnant with your child I’m pregnant with your child”